This is what my son just spent the last 10 minutes screaming. Do you know why???????

BECAUSE I WAS CLIPPING THREE TOE NAILS.

Three!!!! Not even all ten just three. You would have thought I strung him up by his toes and hit him with a broom. But NOOOO I was clipping his dang toe nails. The worst part is if I don’t clip them, they grow so long they start to curl over his toe. Sigh.

Oh yeah and clipping while he’s sleeping NOPE doesn’t work. He just wakes up!

And also, I wasn’t exaggerating IT TOOK TEN MINUTES TO CLIP 3 TOES! Three.. ugg I need a cup of coffee after that catastrophe!