Step 1: Leave starving (naked) toddler alone for 2 minutes.
Step 2: Allow toddler to find him stool, push it up to counter and retrieve full tub of butter.
Step 2: Allow toddler to find him stool, push it up to counter and retrieve full tub of butter.
Step 3: Watch as toddler slathers himself, all surrounding areas and his mom in butter…He seriously ate the whole thing.
Step 4: When he finished we had to add more so toddler can get extra fat…he could also tell this was different butter but he ate it just the same.
Yup let me lick it and smoosh it and rub it. Yeah, me, my work and my child all smell like butter. Not to mention my already slippery sneaky two year old is now extra super slippery!
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Only your son!!!!!!!!!!! His stories always crack me up! I love it.
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Man, you\’re a nice mommy. I would have flipped the fuck out.
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That is so funny. And look how lovely and glowing his skin is now!
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oh, I should try this becuae you knowm y little ones are hurting for some fatty fat!
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And he didn\’t get sick from all the butter? WOW! That is a funny story.
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