Above and beyond proof he is mine

All day Brandon has been requesting birfday cake. I have no cake so I basically ignore him. Just now we were going through the mail at work when he noticed an ad for Baskin Robins. He grabbed it and screamed BIRFDAY CAKE!!!!! In bold with exclamation points. Then he proceeded to take a huge bite out of the ad and try to eat the paper cake. We told him no, so he took off running sat on the floor, took a huge chunk out of a photo of a sundae then shoved his ad under his butt to avoid us stealing it. After trying to swallow about three bites he finally threw up. I said Brandon did you throw up.

His reply, “Yeah I frow up eye cream!” How desperate he must be to be eating paper ice cream!

9 thoughts on “Above and beyond proof he is mine

  1. Really, the poor kid get him his cake or send him over to my house. There\’s plenty of paper to be eaten. Does that work with pictures of a roast sunday dinner too? I\’ve got some old cook books I can send your way.Did he really eat paper? Gosh I love him. He\’s the coolest kid.

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  2. Give this poor kid some ice cream and birfday cake!!!! And when you find the Baskin Robins let me know becuase I want the damn reeses sundae!!!!!

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