IN WHICH I LOSE THE RESPECT OF THE ENTIRE BLOGGING COMMUNITY

I’m sitting here at work right now listening to my trusty Itunes on my trusty Mac. What am I listening to? My girlfriend of course. Miss Britney Spears. Her new song I LOVE IT!!!! I LOVE IT IN CAPS, AND BOLD WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS AND A LITTLE AIR KISS!!!!! Yeah I know. Your sitting there right now saying, Really Shannon, Britney. YES BRITNEY! I love her. I don’t care if shes totally being a shit head right now, who in the fuck knows what I would do if I was suddenly handed bajillions of dollars to just piss away! Pretty sure I would walk around naked and tell you all to SUCK IT!

So not only am I listening but I’m dancing. I’m doing what I call the Shannon Bop. If I was brave I would video tape this shit, because it is, well, classic. I’m sitting in my chair, and first starts the head bop. It sort of looks like a bobble head but with less control. Then before you know it I kind of start bopping my other half, my shoulders start going up and down and the next thing I know my head is moving forward and back kind of like a goose. My feet start tapping and suddenly I start trying to wiggle my ass while it is still in my work chair. This results in my chair kind of slipping back and forth while I’m bobble goose heading with my shoulders moving up and down sort of the way Tiffany and Debbie Gibson used to do. Then I try and find some rhythm and it kind of looks the way a cooked asparagus looks in between your two fingers while you jiggle it around.

Lucky we aren’t in the car or there would be some massive air drumming going on and ultra sexy drummer faces happening.

Ha ha now how is this for a post to delurk on huh. I mean what can you really say to this besides, Shannon you fucking moron!

10 thoughts on “IN WHICH I LOSE THE RESPECT OF THE ENTIRE BLOGGING COMMUNITY

  1. Why would you lose the respect of the entire blogging community. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I mean not you. I am talking about ah you all know who.But thanks for coming out! I respect you all the more for it! It\’s Shannon bitch! *rofl*

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  2. I find myself feeling so badly for Britney. I mean,if I had had somebody following me around when my kids were small I\’d be labeled a horrible parent too. It is almost as if the media is poking and prodding her over the edge. Oops I did it again is very boppable to me. I haven\’t heard any of her new stuff yet.

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  3. I bet Codi loved the Shannon bop. Watch he is going to come out dancing now. And shhh..I like the new Brit song too.Shawna

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  4. I\’ll be really honest here…As much as I can\’t stand the girl, she gets me EVERY TIME!I like that song too, dang you Britney!!! You suck as a mom, but you do make some good hits:0

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  5. You know what!? I like that song too, despite the fact she almost ruined it with her performance at the VMA\’s. I\’m back so you better delurk me too.

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  6. I\’m right there with you – I\’m a Britney fan too. I feel bad that she\’s so messed up now.Ummmm…VIDEO TAPE THE SHANNON BOP!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!I gotta find out what you mean by \”delurk\”…I missed a lot in being away for a few days

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