• Why does Little Bear get to run naked while his bear family wears clothes?
• How many boogers can one grown woman really have in her nose?
• Ditto for a two year old?
• Why is the Little Mermaid getting married when she is only SIXTEEN????????
• Why does my son not like potatoes?
• Why does your ass have to gain weight during pregnancy? It’s not like I have babies in there too.
• Why does my Tivo have more kid shows then adult shows?
• When will my son like CSI as much as Mittey Mouse
• Why does CSI almost always start with some great sex scene?
• Why do I have so much spam mail?

On the subject of spam mail lets have a look inside of my spam box shall we. At any given time I have at least one of the following in my box:

• Crush mail. Someone has a crush on me
• Final request to verify email
• What to expect
• HEY YOU (I have no idea what this one is thats all it says)
• Crush finder
• eBaY
• Myspace members only
• Free gift waiting for you
• Delivery confermation
• RE: KUG#(*T@#KJ98234lojf

Nice! I never knew so many people had crushes on me!