MISSION NOT ACCOMPLISHED IN FACT MISSION FAILED HORRIBLY

So this morning I got in my car and said, fuck it, I’m going to listen to my music and be cool. Real cool, not cool like, I saved $7.00 on this grocery trip cool but actual cool. So I plug in my Ipod, turn up my radio, roll down my window and….

Neil Diamond – I am, I said

Okay, Umm, Not cool.

Lets try again. I push next and.

Erm.

Ahem.

Cher – Jesse James

Fuck. This is not looking good. Blushing. Glancing around to see who is looking.

Okay. Come on Shannon pull it together you are cool. You can do this.

NEXT!

Enya – Oronoco flow.

I give up.

I fail miserably at cool.

Someone should take my ipod away from me. I don’t even deserve one!

Excuse me while I go visit the itunes top 100 list so I can pretend to be hip and cool tonight while I drive home.

7 thoughts on “MISSION NOT ACCOMPLISHED IN FACT MISSION FAILED HORRIBLY

  1. In my HUMBLE opinion, I like Neil Diamond better than any of the CRAP on the top 100.The top 100 is only cool if you are a TEENAGER. A lame one.

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  2. I think my indie music is cool and so I roll down the street with my windows down thinking I am totally awesome and realize that no one knows my music and they have no idea how cool I really am. Dammit!

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  3. What?Neil Diamond & Enya aren\’t cool?I like them. I would drive up next to you & think you\’re cool.Cher…I\’m not so much a huge fan, but she\’s had a great career…Anywho.I think your cool

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  4. I think I have only ever heard the cher song – maybe. Definitely not the other two. Apparently I\’m a teenager according to Jenn! Cool! I\’m a top 100 freak!! These are my TOP 3 favorite songs right now:Madonna – 4 MinutesKat Deluna – Run The ShowRihanna – Don\’t Stop The Music

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