I just went into our master bathroom to take a pee. I was suddenly overwhelmed by the smell of death. I wadded up a ton of toilet paper, covered my nose and prayed for a gas mask. I finished walked out and looked at Rob and asked “did you just die in the bathroom?”
He replied with a blank “I didn't do anything” face and then adked if I as ted to ride with him to get a breafast burrito.
A burrito with beans.
BEANS
Who wants to be stuck at home with me and the death ass today?
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I feel ya! My husband\’s is always an ass of death. Ugh!
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Boo. I feel for you.
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Came across your blog today. I really like it. You seem to say perfectly what we all think and wish we had the nerve to say!
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umm, is that why you agreed to go get the breakfast burrito?are you trying to prolong your suffering?
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ha ha ha poor Rob or rather poor you.
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