I’m looking for some stuff to set up my new office. I need some file folders and a couple boxes for the top of my desk. Of course I’m going to go somewhere cheap like TJ Maxx and see what I can find. However first I checked out my lover Target. I go into office supplies and discover this:
Let’s read a little farther shall we:
• This eco-friendly product features paper made from recycled elephant waste fibers
• Includes an informational pamphlet on elephants and the making of this product
• Rectangular Stationery Set
• Features Blank Cards
• Includes 6 Pieces of Paper , 6 Envelopes
• Includes Portfolio
Uh huh. You read right PAPER MADE FROM SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK TARGET!
misguidedmommy.com 
Have fun licking that envelope…haha!
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and they want you to PAY for that!!! Crazytown!simultaneously laughing and gagging at moxymama\’s comment!
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moxymama\’s comment is HILARIOUS!!!! I think you should send them to people that you don\’t like…and then at the end of your letter you can write I hope you enjoy touching elephant shit! That\’s just a bit too green for me you know!
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Moxymama: OH MY GAWD!!!!!! YOU ARE HILARIOUS BUT DUDE….DUDENO.I CAN\’T EVEN WRAP MY MIND AROUND THAT.(shudder)
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WHAT.I kind of need to think of a reason to buy that.
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Seriously, Target. WHAT? THE? FUCK?????????
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so, i wonder what i could make out of my own poo….???
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Oh, moxymama! that\’s too funny!
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