There isn't a big enough glass of wine

"Mom, come see what Codi did with the white stuff!"

Go get ready to take a bath does not mean get an entire container of Ajax out of the hall closet and cover the bed, floors, desk, towels, sheets and the WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING ROOM with white powder.

I’m poor please send wine.

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