Dingleberries on the loose

Fucking dog!!!
You wanna know what a day in my life as a dog owner is like?
Monday I take Charlie out to go potty. He starts pooping and the next thing I know he is hopping around yelping. I turn sound and he has a piece of my hair dangling half out his butt with poop on it.
DINGLE BERRIES PEOPLE
Being the smart pet owner I am I know the next thing he will do is try and drag his butt to get it out. Which was fine UNTIL he took off for my office. So I take off after him because I CANNOT have him dragging shit all over my office floor. But he’s a quick little shit and he is in my office and down the hall before I even set foot in the door. The other girl in the office jumps out and tries to stop him but it was like one of those movie scenes where he ran right through her legs nearly crashing her over. Then ran all over while I chased him all around the whole time staring at dingle berries flopping around out of his butt.
Just as I predicted he headed for his bed and started smearing poop on it. I finally cornered him and then had to carry him into the bathroom and
PULL FOUR INCHES OF HAIR OUT OF HIS ASS.
Then clean his mess up and take him back out to finish pooping.
So if you are wondering what my work day is like with Charlie there you have it.
*note I attempted this blog from my phone while dropping off Brandon at school so ignore any errors.

3 thoughts on “Dingleberries on the loose

  1. New here. Love your blog. Now, about the dangling shit problem. My dog has a serious issue. He’s long haired and dumb as hell, so basically he’s nasty, pretty much all the time. And since I have three kids, the dog has fallen well, off the priority list, so when it really gets bad I cut the hair off the back of his body. No really, I do. Clearly I’m as bad a pet owner as I am a parent. He doesn’t mind much, though, since he’s getting attention. My GOD I’m terrible. I gotta go. I gotta go hang out with that poor pup!

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