I have no idea what to do with you my dear loyal readers. When I asked what to do with the sex toys from the adult toy shop EdenFantasys never in a million years did I expect for so many of you to tell me to do a give away. This company approached me months ago to give away or review their products and I declined because I thought my readers wouldn't like it. But you all surprised me.
SO LET'S GIVE AWAY SOME SEX TOYS EH!
Here is what you have to do to enter. You must leave me a comment with your best sex toy story. Did your parents find your toys? Did you get caught with them? Did your dog bring it out at a dinner party? I want to know. Just to get the ball rolling I will tell you my best story.
At our last house the master bedroom had a giant sliding door. The door was right next to my night stand. One summer day I had the door open so the breeze could blow through the screen into my room. Brandon was a little over a year old and playing in my room. I went into the kitchen and when I came back I couldn't see Brandon. I could hear something. I went over and found that Brandon had opened the screen and was outback. I found Brandon crouched down smiling. The noise was coming from his mouth. When he saw me his smile got bigger, he opened his mouth and proceeded to hand me my little silver bullet. He had gotten in my drawer, found the fun shiny object, pushed the button to turn it on and then did what every toddler does, stuck it in his mouth. I burst out laughing. Before I could grab it he put it back in his mouth and I didn't even know what to do as I stood there staring at my little toddler grinning ear to ear with his teeth vibrating about. I finally got it from him and I didn't make a big deal about it because I didn't want him to try and do it again. After that I hid my toys MUCH HIGHER. In fact I hid them so well I forgot where I hid them. Which meant about a month later while cleaning up I opened my night stand and saw my toys gone. I didn't know what to do. Because how do you ask people if they have seen them? I thought maybe my house cleaner had moved them, but I couldn't just go up to her and say, "Hey Norma have you seen my vibrator?" I told my mom about it and we agreed I couldn't go around accusing people of stealing my toys. So I just let it be. A few months later we moved. So imagine how thrilled I was when my husbands friends came to help us move and one of them grabbed one of my dresser drawers to load in a truck and looked down to see two little toys rolling around. Four seconds before he grabbed that drawer I remembered where I had hid the toys.
Now I'd like to hear your best story. Here is what the winner gets:
It's up to you whether you choose to keep them or, keep one and give one away, or give them as a wedding gift.
I can't wait to hear your stories. The give away ends one week from today! For multiple entries tell me more then one story in separate comments.
7 thoughts on “So let's give away some sex toys”
We have 4 kids and last summer we got a new puppy. We had our toys in a bag under our bed. The puppy chewed through the bag and had the toys strung out down the hallway and down the flight of stairs. We had been outside playing, and it was bathtime for the youngest kid. I was walking in the house and had a slight heart attack at the sight of all of these toys. I ran ahead of the kid and was grabbing toys as fast as I could while yelling for my husband. It was quite comical, after the fact.
My son was 6 at the time and when I placed my one and only toy order they sent me two of the smaller vibrators with a changeable tip. Although this one doesn’t look like one at all so used the extra one as a massager on my head when I got a migraine. Promise.
Well, it was under a pillow from when I had a migraine the night before and I had no idea Little Man grabbed it and took it in the car on the way to walmart.
I heard this noise coming from the back seat and some giggling and immediately knew what he had. So I asked for it back and he said, “But mom
Can we tell embarrassing stories about finding someone else’s sex toys??
I sure hope you are doing a random drawing, because if you are actually judging on the mortification factor, I think Kim wins hands down.
I don’t really have any except for the other day I got home from being out and my mom had been babysitting my kids, she is super nice and always picks up the toys at the end of the night… at some point after she’d left I noticed a toy on top of the cable box in the living room… I have no idea if she found it and put it there, or if the baby had found it and brought it out… I will never know because it’s not like I’m going to ask. So, yeah…
After Hub and I went away last fall I left my suitcase on my bed, to later find Lucy digging around in there. She’d discovered my rabbit…and was going on and on about the pretty pink toy we brought back for her. I made it disappear, but she still asks what ever happened to her souvenir. You know, that buzzing pink one! (omg)
So, I had a slumber party years back and as the hostess gift..I got the double headed monster. If you’ve seen this thing..its 18″ and I guess meant to share? I dont know. We kept it with our other toys and mostly pulled it out as a party joke amongst friends!
Okay, I am going to leave two comments, not so much because I want 2 entries, but because I am not so sure if the first counts…
I was lounging at my folk’s house one day and Ma asked if I would help her clean her bedroom. I figured what the heck she’s getting older and it would be nice of me. We were almost finished with the room when she says “I have some things you can have if you want them”” and heads for her dresser. I’m thinking clothes she doesn’t want or that don’t fit. She starts out by pulling some naughty undies and such out saying that they are new she was never brave enough to wear them. I mean they were naughty enough I was wondering if I was even brave enough