I have no idea what to do with you my dear loyal readers. When I asked what to do with the sex toys from the adult toy shop EdenFantasys never in a million years did I expect for so many of you to tell me to do a give away. This company approached me months ago to give away or review their products and I declined because I thought my readers wouldn't like it. But you all surprised me.
SO LET'S GIVE AWAY SOME SEX TOYS EH!
Here is what you have to do to enter. You must leave me a comment with your best sex toy story. Did your parents find your toys? Did you get caught with them? Did your dog bring it out at a dinner party? I want to know. Just to get the ball rolling I will tell you my best story.
At our last house the master bedroom had a giant sliding door. The door was right next to my night stand. One summer day I had the door open so the breeze could blow through the screen into my room. Brandon was a little over a year old and playing in my room. I went into the kitchen and when I came back I couldn't see Brandon. I could hear something. I went over and found that Brandon had opened the screen and was outback. I found Brandon crouched down smiling. The noise was coming from his mouth. When he saw me his smile got bigger, he opened his mouth and proceeded to hand me my little silver bullet. He had gotten in my drawer, found the fun shiny object, pushed the button to turn it on and then did what every toddler does, stuck it in his mouth. I burst out laughing. Before I could grab it he put it back in his mouth and I didn't even know what to do as I stood there staring at my little toddler grinning ear to ear with his teeth vibrating about. I finally got it from him and I didn't make a big deal about it because I didn't want him to try and do it again. After that I hid my toys MUCH HIGHER. In fact I hid them so well I forgot where I hid them. Which meant about a month later while cleaning up I opened my night stand and saw my toys gone. I didn't know what to do. Because how do you ask people if they have seen them? I thought maybe my house cleaner had moved them, but I couldn't just go up to her and say, "Hey Norma have you seen my vibrator?" I told my mom about it and we agreed I couldn't go around accusing people of stealing my toys. So I just let it be. A few months later we moved. So imagine how thrilled I was when my husbands friends came to help us move and one of them grabbed one of my dresser drawers to load in a truck and looked down to see two little toys rolling around. Four seconds before he grabbed that drawer I remembered where I had hid the toys.
Now I'd like to hear your best story. Here is what the winner gets:
It's up to you whether you choose to keep them or, keep one and give one away, or give them as a wedding gift.
I can't wait to hear your stories. The give away ends one week from today! For multiple entries tell me more then one story in separate comments.