Me: Was it weird watching them pull Brandon out during the C-section?
Husband: Nope
Me: Not even a little? Not even kind of gross?
Husband: NO.
Me: Because I mean I think I would have to stop eating cottage cheese after seeing him come out with all those weird cheese curdles on him, I mean, if I ate cottage cheese.
Husband: It wasn’t like that. The placenta was gross but not Brandon.
Me: Hmmm because I would think that would be pretty nasty.
Husband: Honey, thats our son, that can’t be nasty, nothing about him can be nasty.
Me: Really! Because what came out of his ass this morning was pretty nasty!
Husband: Sigh! You are so weird Shannon!
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In another life (when I thought I wanted to be a doctor for like 3 months) I did an internship and I helped with a c-section and the little cheesy curdle things were kind of nasty..well maybe more weird than nasty but either way, not something I really want to see again…maybe it\’s different if it it your own kid…but still they are all wrinkly and kind of purpley-pink and covered in weird cottage cheesy looking things…
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Ummmm not be too \”nasty\” but if I were the dude in the relationship I would rather watch that kind of a birth than watch all that goes on in the \”danger zone\” of a natural birth…..you know what I mean. There is the possibility of \”clearing yourself\” as the nurses call pooping and swollen junk and other stuff that you dont have when you get a CS.
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Oh Gob- I don\’t even want to THINK about the birth part yet. Ugh… Gagg..
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great post! i asked my hubs all kinds of questions like those after my delivery. was it a lot of blood that i lost? how much? his one word answers drove me nuts!! hehe (visiting from moms are for everyone).
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I wanted my hubby to take a photo of them pulling my daughter out, I had a c-section too…and he couldn\’t do it! The nurse had to.
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