Dear Shannon,
Just because you lost a lot of weight, doesn’t mean you should have tried wearing the thong underwear hiding in the back of your drawer again. That little string in the back still crams as far up your ass as it did when you were skinny. Suck it up, buy stock in granny panties and move on baby! Go ahead and retire your last remaining thong, it was feeling anorexic next to your granny panties anyway!
Love always,
Your ass!
misguidedmommy.com 
hahaha …mine have been retired for years. I think we were supposed to feel sexy while wearing those things, I only felt like I had a wedgie I couldn\’t pick. I saved all my nice VS ones to look at when I\’m 90.
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i\’ll never retire the thong. i don\’t care how big my hiney gets. i hate pantylines!try the bridget lace thong at http://www.fredericks.com. they stretch & are so comfy.
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I retired my thongs looong before I got preggo.. I like matching bras and panties and I have never liked thongs. Blechk.
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You seriously crack my ass up!
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I will never retire the thong. My hubby loves it too much. And if I buy the really soft cotton ones only they are actually really quite nice.
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You are hilarious! I love when you write letters to yourself haha!
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You look great. I dont think your ass should be saying those things.
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That\’s a good one my dear! And you look amazing, yay you.
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Bwahahahahaha. My head is cloudy and I have nothing funny to say back to your ass. Thanks for making me giggle though!!!!
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