Ooooh, so that is why I stopped wearing those

I was next door at one of my parents rentals today.  Suddenly I realized I had to pee so I took off to my house.  I got home and ran upstairs and quickly took of my shorts and undies.  I did my business and then suddenly thought, "gee, that feels weird, feels like there is something dangling out of my butt."  I thought for a second and then realized, in my big rush I DID NOT PULL MY THONG UNDERWEAR DOWN!  I had just pottied on my undies!!!!!!!

Once I realized it I had to figure out how to get them off with out covering myself in pee.  I took em off, tossed them in the trash (I was in a hurry for a lunch with friends) ran naked back to my bedroom grabbed fresh undies and hurriedly put my clothes on before my husband came in, after all how would I have explained why I was suddenly naked?

I remember now, there is a reason I stopped wearing thongs, at least I only had to pee right!!

6 thoughts on “Ooooh, so that is why I stopped wearing those

  1. That is too funny. I have almost done the same thing many times. You just can’t tell if they’re up or down sometimes!
    You crack me up and I enjoy “Stalking” your blog from time to time.
    By the way, I’m Colleen’s Aunt and Olive’s mom.

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  2. OMG, I can’t believe I got so far behind in my reader, because I wish I would have read this when it was posted. It is the fucking funniest shit. I totally heart you!

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